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HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm
being shot by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm
Absolutely cool!


MISTLETOE BELT BUCKLE - Wear it and have a Happy Holiday. Also great for Christmas Parties.


TAGS: mistletoe happy holiday christmas parties
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Jarhead

the dude - December 6, 2009, 8:09 pm
wish I had one of those


PRIORITIES -


TAGS: celebrities marines media
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:01 pm
For or against the war, respect these warriors. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
scarr3d - March 15, 2011, 1:05 pm
Hoo-Ah man, Hoo-Ah
Nagard - March 15, 2011, 12:57 pm
So true... We got something similar in Germany during the past 2 weeks.
clanlessw - March 15, 2011, 11:16 am
I'm with KSpace....I absolutely oppose the war, but have the utmost respect for those who fight for our countries (I'm Canadian).
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:11 am
someone's asking for a ban :D
kryshna - March 15, 2011, 9:21 am
yeah yeah... just two words: boring...
Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:34 am
Whether you oppose or support the war effort, you owe these heroes respect and attention. Semper Fi.
rellik666 - March 15, 2011, 4:46 am
I've never made a poster and rarely comment,but this sir is truly great.I would salute you if I had the credentials or the right.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:33 pm
As a marine this will be the last time I ever approve of the word " Marine " being within 10 feet of those 2. GJ BTW
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:34 pm
Actual tears. 5L.
Hawamleh - March 14, 2011, 6:43 pm
5l
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:43 pm
Episode 3 revolves around a widespread outbreak of syphilis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:38 pm
I'd pay to see that....I'd pay to see Lindsay do a lot of things as well.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 5:32 pm
Can you imagine WTF-Chuck Sheen in the Marines equivalent of boot camp training? I might watch an episode or two of him washing out.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 5:23 pm
Yeah, but they obviously weren't "winning"........sorry, I had to. 5L
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 5:10 pm
Fanta5tic
TheOne - March 14, 2011, 4:54 pm
Agreed,5L.
spacedog - March 14, 2011, 4:53 pm
Solid poster Airman. 5L.


CHUCK NORRIS - CHUCK WHO?


TAGS: opscoastie
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by opsCOASTIE

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 5, 2011, 12:10 am
touché .
crankyhead - November 3, 2011, 3:16 am
LOL @ Derek's comment.
Derek - November 2, 2011, 11:16 pm
One can't be too surprised to find that a cowboy isn't loved by someone called "Mooooooooooo".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
You want me to dig him up and say that to his dessicated corpse?....you need help man..
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 7:26 am
He did have an original walk though - all sidey-ways & in deep water... I wonder if it was from a condition, one that made it tough to sit down too
pzykosiz - November 1, 2011, 8:50 pm
use your time wisely. Chuck will be with you soon
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
Sorry Champ, He was a Great Actor....and that was all.
Airman - November 1, 2011, 5:53 pm
but... but... Sands of Iwo Jima????????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 5:31 pm
Any time, and no. It's a simple fact,Chuck is a martial arts master and Marion was a big nothing. (if you have facts to dispute that, I'd gladly hear them) (BTW, this poster is a 1 regardless, you put no thought into it, and used a 5 year old meme.
opsCOASTIE - November 1, 2011, 4:55 pm
Well, thanks for the 1, but next time, check your grudges at the door.
opsCOASTIE - November 1, 2011, 4:52 pm
Say that to his face...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:51 pm
Marion Wayne was a draft dodging, Racist crybaby. And shouldn't be revered by anyone....If he was a "duke' he was the duke of dickheads..


Patience -


TAGS: patience toilet roll quicker
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - October 28, 2015, 1:38 am
I never made that connection before!hahahaha! Very true! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - October 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
Indeed haha! L L L L L


THERAPY HELPS - But screaming obscenities is faster, cheaper and more satisfying ...


TAGS: therapy helps screaming obscenities cheaper
Rating: 4.69/5

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mariand - January 20, 2012, 2:27 am
lol... dude, that's the best part of the therapy
vulture - January 19, 2012, 4:57 pm
And MUCH more fun!


MY LIFE IS LIKE - ... a decadent chocolate cake. So many people want a piece of me that by the end of the day there's nothing left.


TAGS: life cake responsibilities
Rating: 4.79/5

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Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:33 pm
Have you ever drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and get a splitting headache? That's the theobromine f*cking you up. I had a vet visit last week, (my dog's got bad allergies) and he like to talk .. a lot.
Bull - August 8, 2012, 6:30 pm
Chocolate's poison to humans too. It contains theobromine and if enough is consumed it can be deadly. You'd have to have a really slow metabolism and/or eat a sh*tload of it. Dogs metabolize theobromine much slower and can actually consume enough to die.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:55 am
For his safety I hope he was...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:53 am
Enjoying it as much as I can... Strawberry Cheesecake and tons more candy that I should legally be allowed helped get me through this weekend... now I crave gummybears...
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2012, 6:51 am
I detest peanut butter... however, that only means more for you, just eat it some place outside, I can smell that crap from a long ways away... gag reflex activating smell...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:15 am
But I digress.......strawberry rhubarb. (hope you guys are enjoying your weekend)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:13 am
I was re-introducing you....I doubt there are many left that you already know, and I was always a conservative..... I just didn't care about politics. Lately I've realized that I should at least have a basic understanding. You did help explain it for me.
rerun - August 5, 2012, 7:12 am

Really, I did in fact just wake up and now I want this for breakfast (the most important meal of the day)
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:26 am
Back on topic (politics can stay at politifake). Just had to have chocolate cake w/ chocolate frosting after seeing this pic. It's good! Why would anyone waste something that tastes that good on a dog? Hello!? They lick their butts!
WTFO - August 5, 2012, 2:23 am
Dude, how do you introduce someone that you admit was here first? It's all good, brother. What the audience may not know is that you are now a conservative. I'd like to think I may have contributed to that, but I doubt it. You just woke up.
Greeny - August 3, 2012, 4:51 pm
umm... was Space talkin' about the cake?
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks for the intro Moo(?) and hellooooo WTFO.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:57 am
Sorry!!!! EXTREME lag time this morning and the puter is sorta slow too.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut butter cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut butter cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 11:54 am
Reese peanut butter cups, frozen, better than(fill in the blank). I've been called a b*tch so figure those cup are my revenge. I hate when it sticks to the woof of my mouth though.
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 11:43 am
Nice that you and WTFO get along now...just don't feed him chocolate ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 3:44 am
Oh, FFS...who left the back door open?.Ladies and gentlemen! this here right wing lunatic is WTFO. he was the reason I joined Motifake...I just hated him SO much. But we got past it, And now we're such good pals he's agreed to vote for Obama...XD yukno.
WTFO - August 3, 2012, 2:22 am
Now peanut butter is a different story there isn't it, my friend. ;) ha ha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:19 am
I would never feed another dog chocolate.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:18 am
It's not me, I've been against the chocolate the whole time. But he's Mrs.Moooo's dog and she and her brother have been feeding him chocolate for 18 years. Caramilk, chocolate chips,assorted easter chocolates, bakers chocolate...etc, he seems to be immune
steve1961 - August 3, 2012, 1:43 am
Your dog is not special mooo+ just lucky. Certain types of chocolate are toxic and fatal to dogs. Not to be preachy but as a friend, I think you are playing russian roulette if you are truly allowing your dog to eat chocolate. Trust me, my moo friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 1:21 am
Some dogs are special...My dog eats chocolate all the time. But Space would be dead...He's not special. He pees on the floor, he escapes from the yard and he keeps rubbing his ass on the carpet. We're "sending him to a farm".. The kids will be devastated.
MissPriss - August 3, 2012, 12:20 am
Space you dawg. You know chocolate is like poison to you and your kind! That is what you meant right? ;)
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:47 pm
Heehee, I wouldn't mind a piece of that. ;)


DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?


TAGS: skunk cat kitties baby
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Koradan

[email protected] - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
re-run re-run its on my favorites and such.


PATIENCE - Just a slow way to get pissed-off


TAGS: patience pissed off
Rating: 4.03/5

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R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 12:36 pm
Ha! Too true!


NOT PICKY - OPTIMISTS SAY IT'S HALF FULL, AND PESSIMISTS SAY IT'S HALF EMPTY, BUT I SAY "ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT?"


TAGS: opscoastie
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by opsCOASTIE

mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:41 am
I grab the glass, empty it, and ask for a refill! Problem solved!
zoomer296 - February 1, 2013, 9:30 pm
I say the glass is always full. (1/2 liquid 1/2 air.)
keg0death - November 6, 2011, 6:56 pm
I'd say the glass is twice as big as in needs to be.


MURPHY'S LAW -


TAGS: shoe untied
Rating: 4.65/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:29 pm
What's what you said about velcro-strap shoes being uncool, again?
Xeno - January 1, 2011, 1:29 am
Or worse, your shoes are tied together.


LAW ENFORCEMENT - Every profession has their focus and priorities ...


TAGS: law enforcement focus and priorities
Rating: 4.54/5

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Budog - March 23, 2012, 11:03 pm
I actually have great respect for law enforcement, they have a tough, dangerous job and very few people likes a cop until they need one. This one was too good to pass up though.
ughomer - March 22, 2012, 8:21 pm
Hilarious Budog!
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:39 pm
(carebear BANNED)


STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them




THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

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Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho bitch...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is hot on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor shits. who are the two I'm missing?


PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.




EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.58/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.




BERTIE AHERN - Ireland's very own Derek Zoolander




ROUNDHOUSE KICK? - IS THAT SOME NEW KIND OF FANCY DANCE?


TAGS: opscoastie
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by opsCOASTIE

alex4digiprod2 - November 3, 2011, 2:15 pm
t(-_-t)


TIE-DOWN STRAPS - not very important until they're VERY important


TAGS: boat truck crash tie down
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - October 27, 2011, 5:02 am
If you don't ratchet, it'll be rat shit.


BIG GIRL PANTIES - Put them on.




THE DEER HUNT -


TAGS: grey scorpion priorities
Rating: 4.96/5

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Budog - December 11, 2010, 6:34 pm
Sounds like my family, except most of the wives hunt too...
CANADA - November 18, 2010, 4:49 pm
Very nice!
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 2:07 pm
my deer camp posters, 74082 & 78255
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2010, 1:23 pm
HAHAHA!! she shouldn't still be mad should she? I mean it has been 3 days for her to cool down....5L!!


THE PEN - ... DEFINITELY Mightier Than The Sword


TAGS: pen gun mightier sword
Rating: 4.84/5

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holymoly - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
I worked for a guy who brought one back from Afghanistan. 9mm I think.Called an "Assassin's Pen" Very cool
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 1:33 pm
He he he... If you really wanted one, you could probably search on youtube to make one yourself or even buy one from "not so legal websites". Personally, I think everyone would be better off without one, though !
abraaz - January 6, 2012, 8:29 am
Ditto.
rerun - January 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

I want one of these


LET THEM THINK YOU'RE STUPID - Screw up enough rescue attemps and eventually you won't have to choose between Mary Ann and Ginger




PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha




TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - can even surpass the mighty power of the dark side


TAGS: star wars dark side difficulties
Rating: 3.68/5
Mr.Danger260 - October 22, 2009, 11:46 pm
Me and my room mate got drunk one night watching Star Wars and actually began fighting with these florescent bulbs.Needless to say,by the en of the night,we were both in the hospital getting stitches.Damn that's a good movie.


FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.




JUSTICE - Old School.


TAGS: justice west frontier hanging wild
Rating: 3.92/5

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Rukey - December 29, 2010, 3:00 am
What the.. Hes never going to pull the tree down that way..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2010, 10:05 pm
Is that a dig at me RR?...Kinda harsh. No worries...I'm already "Hung"
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 7:11 pm
my 2nd choice of comment for this pic was 'The Mods. They hate your guts.' Would have outperformed this one easily... Not sure it would have been approved, though. Oh well, we will never know, anyway.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:30 pm

I can think of a few motifakers this should be done tooooooooooooooooooo


DOCTOR -




BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE! -




OUTIES - Wtf?




ANIMALS ALSO GET PISSED OFF -


TAGS: serenity patience nature rw emerson
Rating: 4.73/5

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gas - October 23, 2012, 8:32 pm
thankyous
GaryO - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
I agree with Rick…great composition, coupled with the verbiage.
Rick69 - October 23, 2012, 2:01 pm
Nice one... I'm liking the picture moulding in with the poster...


SPRING IS HERE - Bone knows there's lots to do around the house and yard Bone don't care


TAGS: bonecd has priorities
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cloudchaser - May 21, 2010, 12:54 am
"It's impossible to look cool when you're riding a motorcycle naked" Jay Leno


INNER BEAST -


TAGS: duality bipolar personalities strife psychology
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rodrigo Ugarte - January 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
:O Where is that image from? Is her a character from somewhere?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 12:56 am
5/5 It works so well together


FINALLY - The end of the 80's has finally arrived


TAGS: eighties mullet removal end finally rnr
Rating: 2.66/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 4:08 am
HA! Funny one.


IN JAPAN - we all have our priorities


TAGS: japan priorities chick fight
Rating: 3.85/5

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Chillax - February 11, 2010, 6:11 pm
Yeah, and obviously the guys are not getting laid.


I ASKED FOR A - Cockatiel! But this ain't bad...


TAGS: cat drink coctail cockatiel
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 11:04 am

useless in that you cannot screw them?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am

eretwhatthef*ck - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:56 am
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few useless animals in my time.
Sean - April 27, 2009, 9:30 pm
Yer just using him to get to his beverage.
BoneCD - April 27, 2009, 9:02 pm
That's one cat that I fancy
Sean - April 27, 2009, 8:54 pm
Figures ... YOU'D like it ....
BoneCD - April 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
This is priceless


POWERGIRL - Looks as if she's been hanging out with Oprah.


TAGS: powergirl oprah fatties fat obese
Rating: 3.07/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 6, 2010, 10:29 am
Not PowerGirl...should have been a Cosplay joke...so many spring to mind.
ANON - October 19, 2009, 11:35 am
FAIL


HEARTBREAKER -


TAGS: sailor sappy boy girl cooties
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:01 am
Girls do have cooties. They become parasitically oppressed, and it takes a good nine months to cure them of their illness.
Reality Lord - June 5, 2012, 4:44 pm

all style dude...all style :)


666 -


TAGS: beast demons hawties cute cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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HammerofHeeb - November 15, 2010, 10:23 am
If this is how the apocalypse comes down on us, and these end up being zombies, I am screwed. And undead. FML...Thanks for the public service announcement.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 2:59 am
Just like the devil's minions cubby.... you can't have 'em!
ICEMAN - November 14, 2010, 11:19 pm
Only the devil uses the word " awoken". Or those that rule the chickfake. ;)


JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's


TAGS: jack daniels dropping paties 1800
Rating: 3.63/5

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CaptLiberty - November 29, 2011, 12:22 am
FAIL...because you're too lazy to spend 30 seconds googling Jack Daniels to find out it was started in 1875.


EPIC BATTLE OVER CUTENESS - Pick your favorite.


TAGS: cute kitties
Rating: 3.27/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:50 pm
Which one urinates toxic chemicals that can kill me, comes for petting and then claws a bleeding strip off my arm to let me know when she's done, and wakes me up 20 mins before my alarm by standing directly on my bladder?


TATTOO FAIL - Just remember in ten years, you'll regret it.




BLACK BETTY -


TAGS: white was a hawtie cubby
Rating: 4.93/5

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ICEMAN - September 4, 2010, 1:04 am
Cradle robber. 5


PARTY SUPPLY STORE -


TAGS: home depot chains lubricant tie downs
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - January 1, 2013, 6:47 pm
Silver be rollin’…….I be votin’
ughomer - January 1, 2013, 6:35 pm
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


PRIORITIES - These men have them.


TAGS: priorities men have princess 3d 3ds peach skirt mario funny
Rating: 4.24/5

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Benlulz - September 27, 2010, 3:25 pm
4L and fav'd :)


NAGGING WIFE ?? - There's a simple solution.




CANADIAN MOUNTIES - So Aptly Named.




SCOTTIE - He doesnt know. Dont tell Scottie.


TAGS: scottie eurotrip euro trip
Rating: 2.43/5

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Arnaldo - July 5, 2009, 10:57 pm
That movie made me laugh sor bad during collage
Nom de plume - April 9, 2009, 8:54 am
"Have a very special day for a very special little man"
eric - November 19, 2008, 11:45 pm
well open up a show everyone will go
Hoagie - September 5, 2008, 8:54 am
This isn't where I parked my car!!


PATIENCE -


TAGS: philosophy patience spiders virtue
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2011, 5:46 pm
Nice.


TIGHTY WHITIES -


TAGS: tighty whities whitey tighties motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.06/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:28 pm
tight, just tight! 5
culos - November 3, 2009, 7:53 am
Until today these mother in law cotton tents were my least favorite undies. I now stand corrected!


PATIENCE - is a slow way of getting f*cking annoyed


TAGS: patience
Rating: 4.85/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 4:37 am
Thanks, nothing but the best eh? lol
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:51 am
very nice!
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 8:33 pm

lol'd :)


FREEDOM OF THOUGHT - is useless without freedom of speech


TAGS: freedom speech gagged thought tied
Rating: 4.31/5

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Amren - August 1, 2011, 10:48 am
That's for sure. Which is why I love this website. There will be a time when this site will no longer exist because somebody got their feelings hurt. Guaranteed.
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 12:01 am
ok...I'll start. A pretty girl, bound & gagged? That gives me a Happy
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 9:35 pm
You´re right, but I think that ain´t much better than be able to talk against Islam in Yemen, you can do it if you dare but you know something bad will happen to you... it isn´t a real freedom of speech
440wakeup - July 31, 2011, 6:13 pm
The pursuit of happiness.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 2:12 pm

OK folks, It is just a poster, no need for political commentary. Lets move along.
Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:07 pm
Also...people talk about how what someone else does "violates their 1st Amendment Right". That Amendment only prohibits "the making of laws that impede" free speech. What private citizens do to each other is a different story.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:08 am
The First Amendment only protects political speech.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:07 am
Might makes right.
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Well, that´s part of the freedom of speech, be able to express yourself and have the certainty you´ll be safe
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:45 am
Thanks... advice taken, hope to make it better next time
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Let's not forget that in the end, just because a person can shoot off their mouth/'arms, doesn't make them right
Amren - July 30, 2011, 11:50 am
True. But Freedom of Speech is useless without the Freedom to Protect yourself, i.e. The Second Amendment. What are you going to do when they try to silence you? Yell at them?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:56 am
Poster's OK but take a few more seconds and crop the picture next time..


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




HOCKEY IMITATES LIFE - Between Periods It's wonderful


TAGS: hockey life woman hottie
Rating: 4.58/5

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rerun - June 18, 2010, 9:32 pm

and one almost always has to work at scoring


BLANKETS - Cheaper than a prostitute and twice as cuddly


TAGS: prostitutes and blankets have their similarities
Rating: 2.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 22, 2010, 4:13 pm
Some of them charge more for kinky stuff like that. So I've been told.
Fatt Matt - April 22, 2010, 3:59 pm
Because so many men hire a prostitute to cuddle...
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:54 am
Ummmmm......


PSYDUCK POWERS -




I CAN'T WIN - The cop gave me a ticket because I didn't stop at Katie's Crotch. My wife blackened my eye because I did.


TAGS: sign katie s crotch
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hinoron - March 28, 2012, 1:00 pm
So this is what happens when you give someone who works at City Hall the clap.
motinet - January 7, 2011, 10:32 am

wow - a brilliant motifake on the FIRST try


CYBERLOVE -


TAGS: love possibilities dream internet rerun
Rating: 4.71/5

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pzykosiz - November 27, 2010, 3:40 am
i've met a lot of people on the internet. normally their in .jpeg format
rerun - November 26, 2010, 4:10 pm

amazing, I never met anybody who found love on the internet....just lust
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
12
Cubbybear - November 26, 2010, 3:54 pm
I met my spouse in cyberspace.!2 years now


IMPATIENT CHICK -


TAGS: impatient chick
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - October 4, 2011, 9:42 am
lol...cool


ROSIE O'DONNEL - Dies in terrible skydiving accident. She is survived by...


TAGS: celebrities accidents
Rating: 4.08/5

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forseti - May 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
and after some years they come back to the light in Iceland and our planes mustn't fly...
GreyScorpion - May 10, 2010, 4:34 pm
it's called a sink hole, that's where we throw all the rejected motifakes in to, and it's getting fuller by the day ;)
nettimato - May 10, 2010, 4:23 pm
how is this possible? i know that pic is real, but what really caused it?
GreyScorpion - April 18, 2010, 1:02 pm
I know this was used yesterday, but I laughed at it. 4L


ABILITIES - Yours are so weak, even the apes are facepalming.




THE WAIT OF SHAME -


TAGS: bear shame patience beeches playing
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - July 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
LOL, nope.
falloutghoul - July 9, 2013, 9:03 am
...Cubby?


THE 80S -


TAGS: decade eighties graffiti ghettoblaster boombox
Rating: 4.88/5

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440wakeup - May 20, 2011, 6:55 am
Get on youtube watch some of the commercials for crap for the 70's. It's likw we were living in the middle ages, And remember we had already put a man on the moon. all the commercials look like they're filmed at a swingers convention or nudist colony.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 6:53 pm
I liked the 80's, hell, I was the 80's.


OBSERVATION -


TAGS: keyboard necktie metaphor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am
I think I can hear taps, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm
I think I can hear taps playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm
B!tchin, 5L


EVERYONE HAS BEAUTY -


TAGS: patient hospital beauty
Rating: 4.83/5

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Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:28 pm
Terrific!
Reality Lord - March 15, 2012, 6:13 pm

...wow (humble wow)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 5:38 pm

Excellent!~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 4:49 pm
Crushing. . . in a word. . .
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:00 pm
Oh my... this is fabulous!


WAR, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? - Oh yeeeeaaah. Thanx John for the reminder.




EINSTIEN -


TAGS: einstien eyes
Rating: 4.14/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 8:37 am

einstien was a forgiving soul. and google told me to spell it that way. evil bastards they be.
ICEMAN - June 29, 2010, 12:59 am
EINSTEIN would kick your azz for misspelling his name.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:23 pm
Thanks Man, I just Kept Trying Till I found My Style Which Apparenly is "depressing and anti-war"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 8:12 pm

you know dude when i started making this i was a total noob. actually having one of mine rejected due to nsfw made me re-thing. some are for laughs but i hope all have the quality. ps...your stuff rocks
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:06 pm
Im Gonna Pass You Some Words I was Given By A lot of the GreyBeards... "Remember Quality Above Quantity"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm

whoa..truely humbling. seven votes...all 5. and scorpian...niiiiice. i've gotten hooked on making these things. as for einstien...the man didn't need his science, he was a genious on all levels.
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:48 pm
I have to laugh at you RL, that's 2 "Einsteins" you've been called on. 5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:47 pm
5ls Truly De-motivating !
forseti - June 28, 2010, 4:35 pm
"Einstien"???


BONDAGE - Like you guys told me, I tied my chick yesterday, Wasnt that great.


TAGS: bondage fetish chick tied
Rating: 3.84/5

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Zook - September 29, 2010, 10:36 am
maybe putting the wasn't that great on a separate line would've helped. I literally loled so 5l from me
Ed-Hyde - September 29, 2010, 8:40 am
Yea, caption is a tad rough, Epic photo though.
GreyScorpion - September 29, 2010, 8:38 am
the redo was better than your first, still a little rough around the edges, good idea though. 4L
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:26 am
shaved asian chick... lucky boy ;)


REVENGE OF THE FATTIES - We have news for the skinny people. There are more of us than of you. And we can squash you.


TAGS: fatties squash skinny
Rating: 3.05/5

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brocolyfromhell - April 24, 2011, 7:52 pm
But they can still roll us over...Fat ppl roll quite fast...
Velin - October 27, 2009, 6:29 am
There is lot of them and they can squash us... fat people are zombies of reality :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 3:50 am
Well Weairy...I'ma let you finish, But Eddie Murphy had the best multiple character starring role in any film.
Weairy - October 5, 2009, 2:45 am
I'ma bet not many of you realise this is just one person?
Claire - October 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
Dylan has a point. And we have longer life expectancies.
Dylan - May 12, 2009, 2:30 pm
you can only squash us if you can catch us fatass. 1/5
FatPride - April 17, 2009, 11:10 am
Yeah, it´s a worldwide Massmovment, there flagsymbol is the rolling bolder. If you don´t vote by pounds, they will send there Supersizetroopers. Like al Fatcists they believe in Survival of the Fatest!


PRIORITIES - Make sure you have yours in order




IT ALWAYS RUNS OUT -


TAGS: patience calendar rewards
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 10:25 am
lol... and usualy, takes so little.


PORTAL GUN? OH, THE POSSIBILITIES. -


TAGS: portal aperture science possibilities
Rating: 4.11/5

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5150monkeylove - January 15, 2011, 8:19 pm
accidental 5L from me... I had my head up my ass while the commercials were loading and shifting the page all around.


FASHION IQ TEST -




ALCOHOL - Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.


TAGS: alcohol patience stupidity life bar
Rating: 3.97/5

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Cubbybear - December 29, 2010, 10:54 pm
Long Live The King!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 10:40 pm
A dick sucking party. I lol'd
AdmiralAckbar - December 29, 2010, 9:48 pm
that did not take long
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:36 pm

take a number, the blade is getting a lot of use
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 9:33 pm
What? Leaving? How could you? Who else will give us so many exceptionally bad posters in one day? I think I will have to start cutting myself again.
Sean - December 29, 2010, 9:17 pm
"...but please keep the dick sucking party rolling"!?! You ignorant little twit. One thing we do not put up with and never have, here at Motifake land, is mixed metaphors. So don't let the door hit you on your way outta town!
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm

@TTH, I think we know what he is made of. I however am far o polite to say it aloud.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
Sunny this is normal for most sites. Take it well and you will earn respect. Take it like this and you become just another ex-contributor who took it all too seriously. Roll with it Sunny! And show us what you're made of!
SunnyDay - December 29, 2010, 8:36 pm
well, thanks for the ride, that was fun. I'm done here, too much hate and life is too short. but please keep the dick sucking party rolling
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 7:04 pm
forever alone
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 6:06 pm
It's much more fun to ignore you completely. Starting................ now.
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
come on everyone shout at me, it's fun
Airman - December 29, 2010, 2:12 pm
ah, remnants of the Motifake I grew up with. wipes a tear
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
That doesn't mean you can't do it for old times sake.
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
It's my job now.
agdaniele - December 29, 2010, 12:25 am
It's no longer my job to shout at you, my friend. Hope you're enjoying it!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
that was to aggy
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
long time no get shouted at by you :D
Claire - December 28, 2010, 11:42 pm
Ag- Challenge accepted. Monkey- Quantity over quality these days. It's called laissez-faire economics.
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
that comment was like handing Lindsay a bag of coke. You just have to sit back and wait for it.
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
The King? I guess if you do stack crap, eventually you will have a castle.
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
Careful, Claire... that's the NEW King of Motifake we're bagging on. The King!
Claire - December 28, 2010, 10:59 pm
Ahahaha. 5l for the comments 1L for the poster. I'll give you something to bitch about. :)
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 10:39 pm
Ok, I will break my ban on voting for you. It would have been a 3-4L, but 1L for the tears
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 10:36 pm
SInce I'm not drinking, I don't have infinite patience for your posters... aka: stupidity. 1L for being a crybaby. Grow up.
Hawamleh - December 28, 2010, 9:14 pm
I think I might have been that asshole. Problem, Sunny?
rerun - December 28, 2010, 8:52 pm

you are aware I am sure that you just opened yourself up to a ton of 1L votes on all of your posters and abuse in general. It is never a good idea to vocalize your dismay over votes.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 8:32 pm
to the SOB who voted a 4L on my one and only perfect score so far : whoever you are, your grandmother is sucking dicks in hell !!!
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:29 pm
sorry, sunny is too drunk to read the comments, but he thanks you for joining the 5L party
Reality Lord - December 28, 2010, 5:05 pm

yup...this is alright sunny!
Donkasaurus - December 28, 2010, 5:40 am
I must be really drunk because my patience has told me to give you 5L!
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:20 am
By putting one in the same frame of mind.


SHAME - There are some accomplishments that you shouldn't tout. Ever.


TAGS: dirtiest girl in porn
Rating: 2.89/5

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Artwallis - June 24, 2011, 1:40 am
Belladonna has given me more joy than most of the seven billion people in the world, especially whoever made this poster. She deserves the accolades of her art. Also, Porn is not a swear word. I have no idea why it's "**'d" out.
Mongo - September 18, 2009, 11:21 am
Her trailer park of record is proud, daddy was a good man
Ed-Hyde - September 18, 2009, 11:07 am
definite 0 Lions for trashing one of the most talented (physically anyway) pr0nStars
me - September 18, 2009, 8:20 am
The etching at the top kinda looks like "FAIL"...I think it says FAME thought.
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 4:15 pm
I don't know...she sorta trashes herself....no? Also the tat's and gap tooth sorta creep me out.
Koradan - July 6, 2009, 4:11 pm
I bet Mom and Dad are so proud. It's a Kodak moment.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 3:58 pm
0 lions for trashing belladonna.


OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY - I G O T A N "A" O N T H I S




it might have been -


TAGS: kennedy assasination dallas speech john greenleaf whittier
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:22 am
Where was I when I heard that Kennedy was shot? In diapers. He and his brother both tried to make the world a better place. Although their time was short, they got a lot done, and even more good stuff started. 5 black (mourning) lions


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience douche asshat drivethrough burger
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head banging against the steering wheel of my truck.


DEADLINE -


TAGS: death date play patience deadline
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:38 pm
I'm almost to the 'other side,' DON'T DENY ME THAT! . . . . . I apologize. . . . I have issues. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:36 pm
The way thi5 insane world is? It'll still be a day too late. I tell my wife if I'm working on the car and it falls on me, don't call 911; get the revolver and finish me off. Why call paramedics? Keep me on life support indefinitely? No thanks.


PERSONAL PHOTO BUT NOT EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: patience days fishing fails wins
Rating: 4.87/5

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lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 10:14 pm

Fishing all day is a BAD thing? Sigh...
GaryO - March 13, 2012, 8:29 am
nice vice...very nice


OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -




AGELESS - LIKE A FINE WINE A GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN GETS BETTER WITH A GE


TAGS: age woman christie beauty wine
Rating: 4.8/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:45 am
And like a fine wine everything has to end some day
blesic - November 27, 2011, 10:23 am
She sure does
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:19 am
She Looks Like She's Seen God
Reality Lord - November 27, 2011, 6:46 am

the police chick in the back ground...why do i get the feeling she's going for the pepper spray. lt john pike....meme...FTW!!!


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience is rewarded
Rating: 4.63/5

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jevita - July 23, 2010, 12:43 pm
cuuuteee!


PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience waiting calendar
Rating: 4.58/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 11:33 am
hahaha, I know what you mean


TIE-WRAP - Everybody know it's stronger than a steel chain an a Master locker put together.


TAGS: chain tie fence wrap locker
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:41 pm
Greenstein told me to post here


BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - It is not easy to comprehend That one does not comprehend


TAGS: idiots patience
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:28 pm
I'm sorry, I tried being patient with idiots, I've tried, really I have. And it only ends with me shouting, and the wife saying, "Stop yelling at them; stop pelting them with rocks; they're only humans!" Then I start wishing I never came to this planet.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 7:47 pm
Ha!
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:56 pm
Maybe he's clever, and desiring solitude, put those signs there.
rerun - May 8, 2012, 7:16 pm

pretty deep thought, accurate as hell


PRIORITIES -


TAGS: priorities
Rating: 4.11/5

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underlord325 - June 3, 2011, 3:31 pm
Definitely Agree with that


REAL MEN - love Hello Kitty




HOW TO BIND A TIE - Because I won't do it for you anymore.


TAGS: how to bind a tie
Rating: 2.93/5

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AAAWWWWWW - Who doesn't love big eyes?


TAGS: big eyes kitties
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:18 pm
No, not really. You should've seen the dozen I rejected.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 5, 2010, 1:34 pm
WTF? This isn't a motifake...


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - HORSES ARE A THING OF THE PAST


TAGS: opscoastie
Rating: 2.5/5

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krazyivanthedivine - February 11, 2012, 1:21 pm
I don't know if I should laugh or be offended at the stereotypical representation of my heritage...
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 12:06 am
( -_-) im laughing on the inside


THANKS HONEY - For letting me watch the game instead Dancing with the Stars




AS SURE AS THE SUN RISES -




HOW ARE TORNADOES AND WOMEN SIMILAR? - They both moan when they come, and when they leave they take all your shit with them


TAGS: tornadoes women similarities
Rating: 4.21/5

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Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 11:09 pm
Fuckin' brilliant. You are OFFICIALLY my favorite kangaroo. You would be my favorite captain, but Johnny Depp is still alive. 5/5


GEORGE CLINTON - If anyone's gonna get funk'd up, It's gonna be you.




FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.




THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME - IT'S NOT LIKE HE WAS GONNA RUN AWAY!




THE FIFTIES - Just damn fortunate, we were, to make it to the 60's.


TAGS: feminine hygiene lysol fifties ads
Rating: 2.86/5

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! - June 18, 2009, 5:20 am
wtf, they used lysol for that????


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